About Me He is a bestial man with a badass beard. He thought he had to be Jewish or funny to be on collegehumor (which he is neither), but apparently any old Catholic can make an account. Jesus wins again. He drinks Gatorade and eats beef jerky exclusively, unless he happens across a sounder of feral boars and a murky pond of stillwater. Sounder is the name for a group of wild boars, take a gander in your local library. You can't beat his rhetoric.