The paparazzi were in the right place at the right time this weekend, and with just the right angle and perfect timing, they managed to snap some Fabio nip slips.
Soulja Child: Dad, can I talk with you about something?
Soulja Boy: Sure, son. What up, son?
Soulja Child: Lately I've been having problems with my girlfriend, and I was wondering if you have any advice.
Soulja Boy: Hmm. Have you tried Supermanning that hoe?
Soulja Child: Dad, she's not a hoe!
Soulja Boy: Answer the question.
Soulja Child: Yes, I tried Supermanning the hoe. That's the first thing I tried.
Soulja Boy: Hmm, this is indeed a tough situation. Have you tried...I don't know - cranking dat Soulja Boy?
Soulja Child: Yes.
Soulja Boy: Crankin' dat Roosevelt?
Soulja Child: Yeah.
Soulja Boy: Crankin' dat Robocop?
Soulja Child: Yep.
Soulja Boy: Supersoaking the ho?
Soulja Child: Yes.
Soulja Boy: Are you SURE you tried Supermanning dat hoe?
Soulja Child: (annoyed) Yes, dad, I'm sure!
Soulja Boy: Sorry, sorry, it's just...it's just I always Superman the hoe. Is it possible she was getting mad because you got you some bathin' apes?
Soulja Child: I don't have any bathin' apes, Dad.
Soulja Boy: (laughs) Oh..you're serious. Wow, you've got a lot of growing up to do. Someday you'll grow up, someday you'll become a Boy.
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