About Me
Meh, what is else there to say about myself that is not already listed on my profile in the National Sex Offender Registry? I guess they don't really get into my stance on napping. To clear up this gray area, the answer is "vehemently in support of".
damnit, i suck at these. So...
unfunny::comedic writer
tone deaf::_____
i fail. it looks like my poor SAT scores are finally coming coming back to bite me.
.....i was saying boo-urns.
Granted that is horribly unrelated, but the line comes from the same scene, so i feel justified. plus, i just wanted to be involved.
don't worry, with enough perseverance and elbow grease, one day you too will get to experience the rush of seeing your name/moniker in bold beneath a story on collegehumor like i just did. trust me, it is worth it. my only fear though is that my life may now have peaked too early.