2005: You Can't Script October.Game 1: Team A winsGame 2: Team A winsGame 3: Team B winsGame 4: Team A winsGame 5: Team B winsGame 6: Team A winsTeam A advances to the next round.2006: Beware of Things Made in OctoberMy personal quality of work in...
Scene: Mall food court. Anywhere in America. Guy runs up to his two friends.Friend 1: What took you so long?Guy: Oh… my… god. I finally saw 300 last night. You guys HAVE to see it. It’s SOOO good.Friend 2: Yeah, we saw it when...
It’s not all fun though. It was so sad when (Minor Character Who Isn’t Even in the Opening Credits) died. Oh crap! Oh, I really didn’t mean to tell you that. I’m soooo sorry. It’s OK, you don’t know HOW...
Sh*t sh*t sh*t, almost f*cked up. I’m good though.Red-Red-Red-Red.Ha, four red notes in a row, you can’t fool me. I’m calm and collected. Damn, the lead singer looks like someone. Demitri Martin? No, no, no. Ashton Kutcher! Yeah,...
Dear Guy Who Finished His Final in 38 Minutes,Hi. You don’t know me, but I know you. In fact, I’d venture a bold guess and say that every single person in the class knows you now. I mean, students are easily distracted, and seeing you...
If 300 were this cute it might have actually been a good movie.