With all the wisdom he's collected over those thousands of years it's hard to understand why he made The Day The Earth Stood Still.
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1 week ago
"And it was all downhill from there. Haha! No, really. I'll never walk again"
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90
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1 month ago
Flip flops describe what he was trying to put on, and what happened to him.
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5 months ago
"Wanna see me make that kid with the video camera fall over?" "Sure." "We might get hurt though." "Whatever, as long as that kid falls over."
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7 months ago
Honestly, it's not that great a place. You should save yourself the trip.
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