If you're talking about "Sex: Yes, please!" then I'm down like a clown, Charlie Brown. Remember that time Austin Powers said it and everyone laughed? I do.
Striking analysis, Timmy. I can't stand this "beer" thing you keep going on about because all I do is study. Also, I'm filthy rich and when it gets dark, I burn my money to continue doing homework. I simply prefer the scented aroma of Andrew Jackson's portrait on fire. It livens up the veins, my dear boy. All this money. Whatever to do with all this money?
Your logic gives away the fact that you go to Union, you fucking half-witted, bigoted, shit-for-brains dickhead.
To Kreeg
Then explain NASCAR. The dislike of hockey has probably a lot more to do with marketing than anything else. Hockey can't market itself well to any group other than rich white boys and that doesn't get you a lot of TV watching. I think it plays out just as well on TV as basketball does and certainly NASCAR on TV is like watching paint dry, but that's popular. It's all about marketing. Basketball is as popular as it is because EVERYONE can play it. Hockey is an expensive ass sport.
To everyone who arbitrarily hates hockey
Go fuck yourselves. Nobody is accusing any of you of being smart, so please stop trying to apply logic to your ridiculous arguments. If you don't like hockey, that's your own problem, but calling it boring because not enough points are scored or it's slow-paced is just ridiculous.
Go Devils, indeed. Ryan, aren't you from Kansas? There are Devils fans in Kansas? I thought everyone in the U.S. and their mother were bitter about the Devils winning three cups and playing a boring style of hockey.