bored, soak finger in everclear, light it, spit a shot of everclear through the lit finger
"No, it definitely has nothing to do with my vigorous calisthenics routine or high beet-juice diet."
There are some problems pizza can't solve.
This is a non-newtonian liquid, which basically means it's totally kickass.
Dov Davidoff on Politicians, American culture and political correctness