We've had some pretty sick nasty office pranks around the CollegeHumor offices over the years, so we thought we'd share a select few gems from the archives. If you feel like you can upstage us, well go to hell, then send yours to MyOfficePranks@GMail.com.

When one of the developers, Amir, went to lunch we took a label maker and labeled everything on his desk - his pencils, his keyboard buttons, his mouse.  We also labeled every piece of paper in his printer as "Paper". We also coverered Streeter's entire desk area in little cups of water when he was out of the office. That'll teach people to leave.
Sarah and Team, Editorial


On my birthday a bunch of people duct taped me to my chair, put me in the elevator and sent me down to the lobby.
Nick, Development

I took this bartending class with two people from work (who live together) and we were supposed to get our certificates 2 weeks after the final if we passed. I got mine a day early so I decided to scan the acceptance letter into Photoshop and change it to a rejection letter, then, with the help of his roommate supplying me with a mailbox key, went to his apartment, opened the manilla envelope on the bottom, took out the replaced the certificate with the rejection letter then used double sided tape to seal it back up.
Rosie, Editorial

*knock knock knock*
Brain: Hold on...hold on.  I'm coming, sheesh.  
*Brain opens door*
Body: Hey man...h-hey.  
Brain: Jesus, Body.  What time is it?
Body: It's nine at night, man.  
Brain: This is when I rest, Body, you know that.  What gives?
Body: I just, I just need a little bit of endorphin, man.  J-just a little bit.  
Brain: Ok ok, take it easy. What is he doing right now?
Body: Watching TV, man.  Come on, I just need a little.  
Brain: Listen, I'm not just gonna give you any endorphins without any stimuli. What is he watching?
Body:  60 Minutes.
*Brain goes to close the door* !slice
Body: Ok ok, let's make a deal, man, ok?  Let's make a deal. OK, h-here's the deal.  You give me some endorphins now, and then I promise he'll go to the gym or something once he feels starts feelin it. Cool?
Brain: That's not how it works, Body.  You know that.  
Body: I know, b-but what do you want me to do?!  He just SITS there, watching 60 Minutes. I need those endorphins, man!  
Brain:  What about sex?  I can kick out some endorphins for that.
Body: Chicken and the egg, man.  
Brain: Well look, I don't give this stuff out for free.  Get his act together and come back later.
Body:  L-let's talk about this, man.  Let's talk about what I can do for you.  How about I walk to the library tomorrow, would you like that, man?
Brain:  Goodnight, Body.
Body: Listen, I- I didn't want to do to this...
Brain: Hey...HEY, what are you doing?
*breaks finger*
Brain: You f*cking psycho!  
Body:  GIVE ME THOSE ENDORPHINS!
Brain:  Alright fine, HERE!  Take your beloved endorphins, Jesus.  
Body: Ohhh, yeaaaah.  N-nice, man, nice.  Life is looking better already.
Brain: You know they don't last forever, right?
Body: Just, shh, man.  Let him enjoy this. 60 Minutes just got twice as exciting.
Brain:  Now go to the gym, Body.
Body:  Why would I go to the gym when I already have endorphins?
*Body sprints away as Brain sadly watches him go*
Brain:  Dammit, my finger.  I guess a few little endorphins can't hurt, right?

The anticipation around the new Batman movie has reached unprecedented levels. It's crazy to think that in two weeks you can walk around and ask anybody in America what they thought of the new Batman movie and 98% will be able to respond.

- In New York and Los Angeles, there were not only midnight showings, but 3AM and 6AM showings -- all were sold out before July 4th.

- Certain theatres in Kansas City and Miami are allowing patrons to sit and wait in the theatre next to the one showing The Dark Knight and listen to that theatre rumble and vibrate for $40.

- A theatre in Bucks County, PA will let you lick the film chemicals off the projectionist's fingers for $52.

- AMCs across Ohio are allowing people, for $55, to have some of the leftover popcorn that's left in the theater, hoping some information from the movie leaked into the butter.

- At certain theatres in Florida and Maine, you can hold the film reel for $99.50 and bite into one frame.

- In Nebraska, certain Loews theatres are allowing people to pay $160 to stare at the poster outside the theater, and another $20 to sketch it with charcoal.

Things look a little different when you're drunk...