An ideal candidate would answer yes to the followingDo you code entirely with css/html (no tables)?
Are you kidding? I gave up on MySpace after two minutes.Can you solve cross browser issues?
I can't even fix my own problems with FireFox.Do you code semantically?
Code semantic-what now?Do you like to validate your code?
I like to validate my existence, that's why I need this job.Would you enjoy working in a fast paced environment with small agiledevelopment teams?
Has to be better thanworking in a pizza place with a bunch of idiots.Do you love to learn, and adopt new technologies?
So I take it we aren't going to be using BASIC.Requirements* Fluent in xHTML
Is that like C ?* Fluent in CSS table-less layouts
No.* Fluent in Javascript, AJAX, DHTML and the DOM
I can do Java, not well, but I can do that.* Knowledgeable about cross browser issues, and how to fix them
See above.* Strong attention to detail, pixel perfect precision
I'm guessing that means "close" isn't good enough.* Proficient with Adobe Creative Suite, especially Photoshop and dealing withweb graphics
I can rock the shit out ofMS Paint.* Comfortable with PHP, MYSQL
Pot, Heroinand Percocet? More of Your Stupid Questions, Lisa?