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National article on Friday, May 16How to Get a Girl While Moving Out of Your Dorm
This is your last chance here, gentlemen. That girl from your floor whom you thought was kind of weird until you saw her in a towel and reconsidered? She can still be yours.There are a few standard ways to start to charm her: if you've got some...
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National article on Tuesday, May 13
No Mom, Mothers Day Is For Winners
Do your parents not understandtechnology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurdtext messages? Do they even know what a text message is?If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to...
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National article on Monday, May 12
Dear Person Who Got #1 in the Housing Lottery,
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National article on Tuesday, May 6
"How Do I Rewind the DVD?"
Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they even know what a text message is?If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to...
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National article on Tuesday, May 6
If the Real World Used Textbook Buy-Back Policies
Buyer: I'll give you $5,000 for it.Homeowner: Are you crazy? I just paid $100,000 for it in January. Haven't you heard of value appreciation?Buyer: All I'm hearing is that your house is used.Homeowner: Hardly. I spent like 2 days there in March...
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Liked an article on Wednesday, May 14How to Get a Girl While Moving Out of Your Dorm
This is your last chance here, gentlemen. That girl from your floor whom you thought was kind of weird until you saw her in a towel and reconsidered? She can still be yours.There are a few standard ways to start to charm her: if you've got some...
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Liked an article on Wednesday, May 14
No Mom, Mothers Day Is For Winners
Do your parents not understandtechnology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurdtext messages? Do they even know what a text message is?If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to...
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Liked an article on Wednesday, May 14
If the Real World Used Textbook Buy-Back Policies
Buyer: I'll give you $5,000 for it.Homeowner: Are you crazy? I just paid $100,000 for it in January. Haven't you heard of value appreciation?Buyer: All I'm hearing is that your house is used.Homeowner: Hardly. I spent like 2 days there in March...
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Liked an article on Wednesday, May 14
Dear Person Who Got #1 in the Housing Lottery,
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Commented on a article on Monday, May 12You got that right. I had to get a whole mob of young people and some cops to walk down a highway with signs that I meticulously painted in honor of the blessed housing lottery season. So worth it!
