Susanna Wolff's Articles
6 total in April 2008
Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they even know what a text message is?
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Those dumb bastards.
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Those dumb bastards.
Your parents' Guitar Hero
My mother has had a computer for several years, and uses it quite regularly to type documents. I discovered recently that she has a single word document on which she has typed everything ever. She just scrolls down to the bottom every time she wants to write something new. The document is 223 pages long.
From Sam
My dad refuses to write text messages because he says "the buttons are too small." He will only use the pre-written text options. His response to every text is, "Thank You," "I'm running a little late," or, "See you later."
From Mike, Kean University
Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they even know what a text message is?
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Those dumb bastards.
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Those dumb bastards.
After I won an iPod Shuffle, my dad said, "Congratulations on winning your new radio."
From David
After I told my mom I was buying a Mac, she said, "Great! Make sure it has Microsoft Windows on it."
From Steph, CollegeHumor Marketing Something-or-Other Extraordinaire
Notes on Spring
Spring is finally here! But classes are still in session, so the only way to express your feelings about this joyous sunshine is through edge-of-the-notebook conversations with your buddy in the back of Professor Hag-Face's lecture.
I'm guessing that by the end of class you and that dude's notes are going to look something like this:
I'm guessing that by the end of class you and that dude's notes are going to look something like this:
Parents Just Don't Understand
They Think They Know, But They Have No Idea
by Susanna Wolff April 15, 2008
Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurdtext messages? Do they even know what a text message is?
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
This week's theme is Somtimes It's Funnier When They Think They Understand:
I was in Best Buy with my dad and he was looking at computers with little to no knowledge about them. A sales rep walks up and said, "Hi, can I help you find something?" and my dad asked, "Does this computer come with Google?"
From Sweeney, CL
I was playing Guitar Hero at a friend's house and his dad asked if he could play. So we give him the guitar and then after he searched through the song list, he asked, "Where's soldier boy?"
From Mesh D
Busted Posters!
Okay, bear with us for one second. We know you hate when we plug stuff. We get it. But come on, this is our own product and we're pumped for it. So yeah, our good friends over at BustedTees have started making posters.
That's right, you can finally stop hanging your t-shirts on the wall. Not only will the tape stick better, but now you can also improve your street cred with some genuine, authentic, fake tour posters from such musical marvels as the Beets and Jesse and the Rippers.
And if we haven't already offended your roommates parent's enough, they have permanently desecrated the periodic table format and created a Periodic Table of Vulgarity so you will never again be left without a proper synonym for @%$# or @&#$ or even #%$@. Rejoice!
(No word yet on whether they're going to start making posters with that hot redhead girl from the ads on them.)
That's right, you can finally stop hanging your t-shirts on the wall. Not only will the tape stick better, but now you can also improve your street cred with some genuine, authentic, fake tour posters from such musical marvels as the Beets and Jesse and the Rippers.
And if we haven't already offended your roommates parent's enough, they have permanently desecrated the periodic table format and created a Periodic Table of Vulgarity so you will never again be left without a proper synonym for @%$# or @&#$ or even #%$@. Rejoice!
(No word yet on whether they're going to start making posters with that hot redhead girl from the ads on them.)
Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they even know what a text message is?
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
- My dad bought himself an iPod to take on vacation and asked me to put songs on it. I gave it back to him full of music. He then picked it up and held it to his ear like a cell phone.
- Steve from Port Elgin
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