Susanna Wolff's Articles
8 total in June 2008
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Do your parents not understandtechnology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurdtext messages? Do they even know what a text message is?
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Because they're stupid.
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Because they're stupid.
Your parents' Tumblr.
For the past two years, every time I've called my mom's cell phone it has rung all the way to voicemail. The other day I was in the same room as her when her phone rang and started playing some standard tune. I watched as she just looked at the phone and ignored the call. When I asked her if she was going to answer it she replied "Yes, but don't you have to wait until the song's over?"
From Matt B.
I went to meet my grandfather for father's day and when I went to shake
his hand, he closed his fist and tried for a fist bump/pound while saying, "Less germs!"
From Anon.
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Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they even know what a text message is?
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Because they're stupid.
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Because they're stupid.
Your parents' MapQuest.
My mom called and left me a message about this "amazing new program" she found that "shows what the world would be like if you were flying".... she was talking about Google Earth.
From Casey
An email from my mom last semester:
Subject: "IMB Virus"
Message: "Do not open an email promising naked pictures of stars -- it's a virus! I heard this on the radio this morning."
From Dan
My stepmom has 2 wireless routers; one for each of her laptops.
Anon, U Mass
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Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they even know what a text message is?
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Because they're stupid.
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Because they're stupid.
Your parents' Flickr.
I recently got this email from my grandma:
Subject: "yes i want to your friend @ my space"
Body: "Nate I need help to work with my space. love, grandma."
Nate is my cousin.
From Aaron, Chico State
My dad gives his friends on facebook his user name and password so they can log onto his account and look at his pictures. He also double clicks on links.
From E
My grandmother just bought my brother a new flat screen TV and after Ifinished hooking it up she said, "Oh no, I forgot to ask the man at thestore if it was color."
From Thomas
Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they even know what a text message is?
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Because they're stupid.
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Because they're stupid.
Your parents' computer.
My parents recently heard about Vonage, and were thinking of changing the phone service for our house, but they wanted to ask our neighbors who used that service if it was good first. The next time my dad saw them, he said, "I heard you and your wife were using bondage. Do you like it?"
From Christine, VCU
I aced a physics exam, and when I told my parents my mom responded, "Thats great! You should put that up on youtube." I'm still a little confused, but I think she believes that youtube is like a giant internet refrigerator.
From Jeffrey
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