Pop Culture Cliffs Notes
by Susanna Wolff September 26, 2008
Caption Contest: 9/18
by Susanna Wolff September 18, 2008
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Susanna Wolff September 18, 2008
Also, could the David who won a few weeks ago reply to this comment please? I want to send you your free BT, but there are tons of Davids on this site and I can't find you. Thanks.
Whoop De Doo
by Susanna Wolff August 18, 2008
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I genuinely believe that what Usain Bolt did was awesome.
Susanna Wolff August 19, 2008
This is actually the only Olympic article so far that had almost nothing to do with what I hate about the Olympics (except for the fact that they last forever).I genuinely believe that what Usain Bolt did was awesome.
Fun for the Whole Family!
by Susanna Wolff August 15, 2008
Caption Contest
by Susanna Wolff August 14, 2008
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Susanna Wolff August 15, 2008
No. I meant Pang Jiaying. I don't care what the talented gymnasts are thinking. I want to know what Pang, the first-place swimmer who messed up big time is thinking.
The Reason It Would Not Be Cool to Be Clark Kent in July
by Susanna Wolff July 21, 2008
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Susanna Wolff July 21, 2008
I understand your stance. I can see how the fact that Superman can neither be burned nor frozen would make it seem that he would, in turn, be immune to sweating or, conversely, shivering, but I disagree. Here's why: he can still feel. There is no reason to believe that he doesn't feel warm or cold. He just can't be harmed by those feelings. And sweating is not a sign of being harmed. It is just the body's natural cooling agent.
Mom, Cell Phones Don't Have Dial Tones
by Susanna Wolff June 10, 2008
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Susanna Wolff June 11, 2008
When lots of different people send in the same general story, I just stick it in the title.
Dear Person Who Got #1 in the Housing Lottery,
by Susanna Wolff May 12, 2008
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Susanna Wolff May 12, 2008
You got that right. I had to get a whole mob of young people and some cops to walk down a highway with signs that I meticulously painted in honor of the blessed housing lottery season. So worth it!
"How Do I Rewind the DVD?"
by Susanna Wolff May 06, 2008
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Susanna Wolff May 06, 2008
Yeah, a lot of people's parents ask about rewinding DVDs. I figured I would just stick it in the title to honor all of your dumb parents collectively.
If the Real World Used Textbook Buy-Back Policies
by Susanna Wolff May 06, 2008
They Think They Know, But They Have No Idea
by Susanna Wolff April 15, 2008
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But I liked that part too.
Susanna Wolff April 15, 2008
That was Jeff's. It didn't seem right to keep using his blurb now that he no longer does this column.But I liked that part too.
How to Get a Girl Online
by Susanna Wolff February 28, 2008
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-Mark Zuckerberg, I mean, Susanna
Susanna Wolff February 27, 2008
Trust me, get Facebook.-Mark Zuckerberg, I mean, Susanna
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Susanna Wolff February 26, 2008
Yes, I did know that. He is also the person with the most Oscar nominations of all time.
What "Step Up 2: The Streets" Taught Me
by Susanna Wolff February 21, 2008
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All that dialogue just made it harder to hear the snide remarks from people in the audience. And that's the best part.
Susanna Wolff February 22, 2008
Yeah. Frankly, they could have just cut out the plot, hell, they could have cut out all the dialogue and just shown the dancing parts. That would have been better.All that dialogue just made it harder to hear the snide remarks from people in the audience. And that's the best part.
I Just Don't Get Drunk
by Susanna Wolff January 11, 2008
2007/08 Power Rankings Released
by Streeter Seidell November 13, 2007
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Susanna Wolff November 14, 2007
Yes, I think all of the errors have been fixed, so go recheck your ranking. The Taco Bell numbers were not changed because the proximity measurements come from the official Taco Bell website. Apparently they don't consider on-campus Bells as real ones and, you know what? Neither do I. It's not a real Taco Bell if it doesn't have fat townies and their sticky kids.
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Susanna Wolff November 14, 2007
New York State Law sets last call at 4am everywhere except for Rochester. Sorry, man.
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(Wow, this is a MUCH easier way to do the research.)
Susanna Wolff November 14, 2007
Hey, if one representative from each school could respond to this thread by telling me whether or not you have a Taco Bell on campus and what you think your stadium's official (yes, OFFICIAL) capacity is, that would be a great help. We're trying to fix things up.(Wow, this is a MUCH easier way to do the research.)
Rush Hashanah
by Jeff Rosenberg September 14, 2007
How to Win at Icebreakers
by CH Interns August 28, 2007
How to Get a Girl from Your Dorm Floor
by Susanna Wolff August 30, 2007
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Susanna Wolff August 30, 2007
The funny thing is that Jake added that part in. When I read it I was like, "Gayyyy." But it is pretty solid advice. Girls are so lame.
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Susanna Wolff August 26, 2007
Nope. If she finds it, you just do the embarrassed laugh with head-shake and say, "Fucking Dan!" Now she'll laugh with you and think you have friends. So it's equally effective if she finds it as if she doesn't. Next question.
Voicemails from the Freshman Virgin Who Just Doesn't Get It
by Mindy Raf August 01, 2007
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Susanna Wolff August 01, 2007
Yeah, the picture was virginally misleading. Our bad. The picture has been changed.
Why Don't Girls Like Tony Hawk?
by Jeff Rubin July 27, 2007
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Susanna Wolff July 27, 2007
Yeah, the final line was great. Nice editing work, Jeff.
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