Famous Novelists' Letters Home From College
by Hallie Cantor August 05, 2008
Your Dreamcatcher
by Hallie Cantor August 01, 2008
Breaking news on the celebrity front, guys - a new campaign ad from the McCain camp calls Obama 'the biggest celebrity in the world.' It also shows enormous crowds of people enthusiastically chanting Obama's name. So I guess we all know who McCain's voting for. (Celebslam)
The big news this week is the fall from grace of wonderboy Shia LaBeouf. Shia was driving drunk at 3am on Saturday when his truck hit another car and flipped completely over. He was rushed to the hospital for hand surgery, while his passenger and the other driver suffered minor injuries. Although the 'cops' decided it 'wasn't his fault,' he's still being charged with misdemeanor DUI. Twenty bucks says he won't even get stuck doing community service.(WWTDD, DListed)
Don't worry, though, he'll still be getting beat up. Turns out the passenger in his car, drunk at 3am on a Saturday night was none other than Adrian Grenier's girlfriend. Oh what a tangled web they weave. Aquaman is gonna kick the sh*t out of Indiana Jones Jr or whatever. (Celebslam)
Bruce Willis went yippee-ki-yay on some paparazzi this week, dousing an annoying stalker in water. Unfortunately, the photographer had never been baptized, and now serves Bruce Willis as his God. (DListed)
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here!.
And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!
My dad got a new cell phone after never owning one, and I noticed he kept hanging up on me in the middle of our conversations without saying goodbye or giving any warning. This went on all last semester and when I got home from break, I found out he would talk until the backlight would go off, close the phone, and plug it into the charger, because it "died."
Drey D., University of Florida
My mom has an old-school Samsung flip phone. She thinks that you have to leave it open when you charge it, or else it won't charge.
Ben P., University of Minnesota
Everytime my dad wanted to go to Youtube, he types in www.google.com into the MSN search bar, searches for Bill Monroe on google, goes to page 4, which is a youtube video.
Evan T, Iowa
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