Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

Your parents' Call of Duty 2.

At the mall, I saw an older woman with a home phone clipped to her pants.
Sydney Sheloff

My mom, after years of refusing to learn how to turn on our TV and surround sound, finally asked me to write everything down for her. I included a step that said, "shake the remote at least 100 times in order to charge." I came home from school several months later and she still hadn't realized that step was a joke.
Dave Powell, Louisiana College

My mom deletes what people write on her Facebook wall at the end of the day to "make room for more the next day."
Lynn Donaldson, University of Texas

My dad came to me saying he was gonna buy the new version of Windows, because it enabled touch screen. I had to explain to him that installing it just wouldn't turn his 5-year old CRT monitor into a "touchy" screen.
Marcelo B

My mom just sent me an email saying, "My email isn't working I don't think.. call me when you get this."
Bobbi C.

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

Your parents' App.

My dad overheard me and my friends talking about how awesome youtube is. He tried searching for "Youtube Season 1" on DVD.
Benny L

My dad paid 25 dollars for a used VCR. He thinks he got a good deal.
JJ LaMonaca, IUP

My aunt was concerned because she bought Michael Jackson's greatest hits album on iTunes but she hasn't received the CD in the mail yet.
Juan Ramirez, CSUS

My mom couldn't figure out why her e-mails to me were coming back undeliverable for months, even though I gave her my e-mail address several times. Turns out she was sending them with the ending, ".edu.com."
Eric Rapchak

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

Your parents' Blu-ray.

My mom once asked my friend, very earnestly, "Tim... what does an MP3 look like?"
Max L, University of Arizona

My grandmother called me and told me she was having problems with her cell phone battery. I drove 20 miles to get to her house. When I got there she had two AA batteries. She swore they were in the phone before she opened it.
Hunter S

My mom pointed to her Blackberry and asked "How do I write on somebody's wallpaper with this thing?" Later she asked, "Why can't I write on your dad's face?"
Kevin Deskins, Columbus State Community College

My dad still orders things out of catalogs.
Kelli K, University of Wisconsin

My mom's relationship status on Facebook is "It's Complicated." Ibrought this up to her because my parents are married. Her response:"Well, it is!"
P J

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

Your parents' Windows 7.

My mom called me to tell me she liked my Facebook status.
Colleen McAuliffe, Georgia Southern University

Today my I was watching the Vikings/Packers game when that NFL robot graphic came up on the screen and my mom asked, "How much do you think that guy gets paid to sit inside that robo-suit?"
tyler storrs

My dad thinks Google Earth is in real time.
Kaleigh F. O

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

Your parents' Safari.

My mom thinks I'm really popular because of how many people wished me Happy Birthday on Facebook.
Peter L, NCSU

Mom: "I loved the Twilight soundtrack! Even bought two copies so I didn't have to move it from car to house!!"
Roy Fahrenheit

My mom has called it "Michaelsoft" for years.
Flibbo B, WWU Muenster

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

Your parents' File Sharing.

I just walked into my mom's office as she tried to drag a picture from her desktop onto her facebook page. I asked her what she was doing and she replied, "I want to change my profile picture."
Tessa D

My mom put the same song on a playlist 15 times so it would keep repeating.
Greg Knowles, Manhattan College

My mom called me to tell me she can text.
Dan Ranges, SUNY Purchase

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

Your parents' artificial intelligence.

My mom, who is no stranger to checking emails, having accounts and the like decided to get a Facebook. When prompted to created a password she thought she had to fill the entire box, resulting in a complex 40+ character password that she forgot.
Andrew Fry

My dad has a bunch of photos he wants printed professionally. He doesn't know how to transfer them to a memory stick so I said I'd do it. He gave me a headphone jack two way splitter to put the images on.
Gabe N-H

My mom makes popcorn on the stove.
C. R.

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

Your parents' Google Doc.

My sister's school is paying a man $500 to give a one hour session on what twitter is so that "the parents can understand what their kids are doing with their time."
David Thomase

My mom texted me about getting a case for my Macbook, and she typed it as MAC. She thinks it's an acronym.
Rob Baumann, U of Maryland

My mom signs her tweets.
Melanie Hanson, School of the Art Institute of Chicago

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

Your parents' MP3.

My mom just joined Facebook, so I IMed her. She was typing for a long time before she finally called me and asked how to make it send what she wrote because she couldn't find the button. I told her to hit enter. This is the IM I got: "Are you IMing me on purpose or is this auto? I don't know how to use this thing. How do I send this? Can you see me typing? Help help help help ... Send send send send send send send send send send send send now send now send now finished SEND SEND Help send..."
Rebecca S., ASU

My girlfriend's dad typed a huge letter out on the computer. After he was done, he printed it and decided the font was too small, so he erased the whole thing, changed the font size, and retyped it.
Mike Williams

My mom just asked me if I have an email address.
Kyle Bourret

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

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And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!

Your parents' Star Wars Kid.

My dad and I were in the car on a long drive. I showed him my new GPS and pointed out that it calculated how long it would take to arrive. He turns to me and asks, "Does it take into account stopping for lunch?"
Jeff Poley, NC State

Whenever my Dad wants to turn my computer off he comes over and turns the bass on my speakers to zero, and turns off the monitor.
Johnny Osborne

My mother claimed she could not read my latest email because her printer was broken.
Jen Mach

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

Your parents' Nano.

My mom thinks her Cyberlink Youcam software is the same thing as Youtube and refuses to use it for fear of "broadcasting herself onto the internet."
Laura N.

My mom posted a link that didn't work on her Facebook page. Ten minutes later she commented "delete this" on it.
Katie Lehde, Portland State University

My mom sent an invite to gmail to my gmail address.
lauren pee

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

Your parents' Zune HD.

I just heard my mom tell my grandma, "Facebook is like a giant party line!"
Leah Cockrell

My aunt thinks mozilla firefox with aol.com set as the homepage is the new version of AOL.
Francesco P

The other day my Mom picked up my blue scientific calculator that I hadused for Chemistry in high school. After flipping it over and examiningit thoroughly for about a minute she asked, "Is this a blackberry?"
John M

My mom has a Jitterbug.
Steve Calvin, SFU

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

Your parents' Zwinky.

My mom thought rumble strips in roads were for blind people so that they know when to slow down and stop.
Jaran Hea, Western Illinois Univeristy

I just taught my mom how to highlight text.
Erika , UWO

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

Your parents' StumbleUpon.

My mother once tried to confiscate my laptop because she found what she thought was "(P)or(n)o(g)raphy." It was an image of a star saved as a .png file.
David Goosey

My stepmom got a new blackberry and needed to log on to check her email. She started taking the case off of her blackberry, and when my dad asked what what she was doing, she said, "The log-in screen says that it's case sensitive."
Brooke Goldstein

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"

Your parents' Beatles Rock Band.

My grandmother recently got a laptop so she would stop having to ask us to look things up for her. Today she yelled at me because I said I couldn't change the Windows menu button from saying "start" to saying "turn off." Apparently, the laptop is trying to trick her and I'm just as bad for not being able to fix it.
Patty F.

My grandma just bought a new VCR.
Jim d, PSU