CollegeHumor: Stuff Susanna Wolff Likes http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1828182 Photograph, a Nickelback Re-Interpretation Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:42:17 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1828182 Photograph, a Nickelback Re-Interpretation nonadult comedy And you thought Nickelback couldn't get any better. Nickelback, Parody, Acoustic, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1828182"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/d/collegehumor.d25f1955c07fa53d8be178ddeb889401.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1739358">Matt Houchin</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2621 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794310 The 5 Stages Of Breaking Up Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794310 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Thanksgiving is coming up, and you know what that means: it's time to break up.Whether you're a freshman who foolishly tried to keep a high school relationship going or you're a senior whose girlfriend suddenly decided she wanted to date someone "mature" and "employed," there's a pretty good chance you're getting dumped this holiday season. Just so you're not caught off guard, here are the emotional stages that you will undoubtably experience.

1. Denial
Immediately, you'll find yourself unable to understand why the relationship can't be salvaged. Well, for one you probably shouldn't have been "finishing up" Xbox Live for 3 hours when she came over those last few times. Whatever you do, don't set your facebook relationship status to "It's complicated". Everyone knows what that means.
How To Cope
Mope, mope, mope! To get the best out of your denial you'll need to torture yourself with as much solitary confinement as possible. How else can you accurately and repeatedly replay the happiest moments of your life when you had a girlfriend?


2. Anger
Eventually all those feelings you still have for your ex will gave way to pure irrational hatred. Phew! You'll be feeling resentful towards her for ever being selfish enough to dump you. I mean, what kind of bitch does that two weeks before your birthday? Bet she hadn't even thought to get you a present.
How To Cope
In this step, it's all about revenge. You know when her class schedule is, sneak into her room and smash stuff. Leave threatening notes. If she has any pets, killing them is a good idea. If possible, maim them instead to such an extent where she'll then have to kill them out of kindness. Double Whammy!
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Home Not Home

Head to the local bar, where most of your senior class still congregates over Thanksgiving. Catch up with old friends, drink beers, and exchange looks over John Fibroni's new rattail.

 Head to the local bar and fake indignation that no one remembers you from the high school you didn't actually go to. Explain how you dropped out to get a record deal with your Guns N' Roses coverband, 'Rockin' on Heaven's Door.' Get belligerent.
Catch up with an ex for a coffee and turn that coffee into naked coffee.
See a cute girl at the video store and rack your brain for a funny, charming way to ask her out for coffee. Then remember that you rode there on your bike from middle school and leave quietly.
Spend some quality time with your parents before meeting up with your buddies for your annual 'Wham Bam Thank You Yam' party.
Spend some quality time with your parents, then play board games with your parents, then watch your mom's favorite movie ('The Lakehouse') with your parents. Then, just when you thought they were going to bed, get stuck in a two hour conversation about finances with your parents.

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In Funny People, you play a stand-up. You hadn't done stand-up before the movie, correct?

The first time I did it was in Queens. I did do it just for the film - I had met with Judd and I knew the only obstacle was that I wasn't a real stand-up. Then, when I was cast, I came out to L.A. and had to immediately start doing shows with the rest of the cast. I kind of got thrown into it, but I really liked it so I kept doing it. I'm still doing it now.

You came up through the UCB Theatre - how do you feel about the relationship between stand-up and improv?

Improv is obviously collaborative because you have support and people around you. For me, stand-up is terrifying and really, really hard and scary because it's all on you and your delivery and what you're writing and how you're saying it and everything so it's kind of unapologetic.

Stand-ups will spend hours writing and rehearsing a joke to make it sound organic, improv is always that way.

Totally. In terms of what I like, I think I like improvising more. I don't like planned things, but I like writing too. It's a good exercise for your comedy brain to write stand-up jokes and see how they work.
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2. When you have finally shared all of your stories do not waste your time listening to anyone else's.

3. Show your friends how much street cred you earned at school with your newly acquired sailor mouth, Marc Ecko jeans, and fitted hat of baseball team you don't follow.

4. Berate your friends for not smoking enough weed.

5. Show your friends the Facebook profiles of all the girls you hooked up with.

6. Show your friends the Facebook profiles of all the girls you want them to think you hooked up with.

7. Ask your friends why they haven't visited you at school yet and when they plan on coming.

8. Use playful banter to point out which friends gained weight, just like in the beer commercials.

9. Brag about the free Asher Roth concert your school is hosting.

10. Explain how the "Ten Crack Commandments" changed your life.
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Johnny Depp was named the Sexiest Man Alive this week by People magazine.  See Johnny?  That's better than any dumb Oscar. (IDLYITW)

While in London this week, Beyonce booked two hotel rooms - one for herself, and one for her luggage.  Unfortunately, the luggage got two twin beds instead of a queen and hoo boy, you should have seen the luggage.  It was livid.  The luggage will never stay in that hotel again, no sir. (Celebslam)

Martha Stewart started shit with Rachel Ray this week, saying that she 'cannot bake' and is 'more of an entertainer.'  Oh snap!  I can't wait to see what polite insults Rachel Ray has up her sleeves!  (Which, for the record, Martha thinks are 'a bit flashy.') (Celebslam)

Megan Fox did a photoshoot for the New York Times (I know, what?) this week, and surprise surprise, she's super flexible.  She also loves steak, Matchbox cars, video games and doing butt stuff. (Popoholic)
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-18 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 205 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924911 The Crucial Man: Cooking Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924911 The Crucial Man: Cooking nonadult comedy Jon tries to defend his turkey balls. ch originals, cooking, crucial man, talk show, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924911"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/c/collegehumor.f41b44f85cb99bf4438ab7ecb8b3797e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 99 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794521 5 Famous Last Status Updates Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794521 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>


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The Wikipedia
This self-important, impressionable young man can usually be found at parties. He's the one wearing slightly more formal clothes than everyone else. Eager for social acceptance, he relies on his admittedly impressive knowledge of several interesting subjects to connect with guys and girls alike, before ruining it all when he takes things just that one step too far. "Did you know Paul McCartney isn't really alive?" He'll ask, frantically gazing into your eyes praying not to see that flicker of doubt he's so used to seeing. No, no I didn't know that, Wikipedia Boy. And neither do you.
Watch out for: Vandalism. As long as you're cooler than him, he'll believe and recycle anything you say.



The Digg
This guy's alright. No, really. He's pretty cool. He knows what's what when it comes to "stuff". It sounds stupid but "stuff" is an important facet of everyday life. We need this guy when we don't even know it. We're bored and tired and we want something funny/disgusting/interesting to watch or read and here's Digg, coming to the rescue with his always inspired (though sometimes a little dated) material.
Watch out for: The betrayal. Feel like showing digg something YOU found? Better hope it's not something he dislikes or has seen before. Be warned.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.34fb0a748e9767bd8891bea7cfb6f87d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-16 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1146"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 521 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793734 9 Celebrity Package Names Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793734 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> It's a well-known fact that guys like to name their junk. Balls, shaft, the whole package. Celebrities are no different. Through extensive personal research, I managed to compile this list of celebs and the nicknames that they have for their bits and pieces.

NOTE: In case it's not clear, balls are listed first. Of course.






Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons:
Itchy, Scratchy, Bleeding Gums Murphy











Robert DeNiro, actor:
The Untouchables, Raging Bull

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Sober :: Drunk

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