May 5th
Dear Diary,
I just picked up my cousin at the harbor and I let him drive my car home. I don't know why I did that, considering he just arrived in America and he has no idea where anything is. He is an awful driver by the way diary, I mean, he killed 3 pedestrians in attempt to drift through a turn, he took out at least 5 street lights which detach from the ground surprisingly easy, by the way. Then he parked the car on the sidewalk and then get this, he starts just walking against the hood. It was weird. Its like he was trying to walk through the hood of the car and he was doing a weird ghost walk.
Something may be wrong with my cousin,
Roman
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