beer
Just because yours is broken doesn't mean you should try to be hip
How the Far Left Imagines a Conservative FamilyBoyfriend: Hey dear, how was your day?Girlfriend: It was wonderful, I had an abortion. It was the bomb.Boyfriend: Ah the fruits of our premarital relations. Anyways, what’s for dinner?...
He may be dead, but he's still really annoying.
It's hard to have your own personal space when your roommate can go through walls.
It looks delicious, but most of the ingredients are indigestible. Like KFC.