Mitch Warner's new book was hailed by the New York Times as "the definitive modern novel; Warner's tale shatters everything previously held by academia as proper practice in literature." He was seen as the new Mark Twain and Nathaniel Hawthorne,...
O Muse! give to me the inspiration to know what is best in all best ofall best possible worlds! What should one do if one is in a band thatis in dire need of practice?Well, first of all, it is generally considered polite for all membersof the band...
From President Simon of the United Chair Number Three to Prime Minister Haverton of the People’s Democratic Republic of Chair Number Four and Its Dependencies:In the best interests of my people, I have decided to capitulate to your demands...
ART 322—ExplorationsDr. Freidrich HimmlerOffice: 139 Art and ArchitectureOffice Hours: 1:30 AM – 1:35 AM Thursdays.TEXT: Explorations in Your Limits as a Human Being, 3rd Ed.—requiredCOURSE DESCRIPTIONThis course is an extremely...
O pristine lake with your idle waters reflecting the sky so blue! O trees, leaves shifting in the breeze, giving Voice to the Wind! You are reality! You are that which inspires beauty in the basest person.Lake, allowing people to picnic by your...
Do your parents not understand technology? None of them do, they're all morons! People that dumb shouldn't be allowed to breed. It's tragic, really. If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, embarrass them and...
To: The InternetFrom: RickRe: Your LettersTo whom it may concern:My penis is fine. But thank you for asking. Your suggestions, though unnecessary, are appreciated in the matter. I take my penis very seriously, and so it warms my...
ImaginedME: Jeff?GUY I KIND OF DATED MANY YEARS AGO: Hey Mindy!ME: How are you? Long time no see.GIKODMYA: I know! I’m good. You still doing the comedy thing?ME: Yeah, you still doing the investment banking thing?GIKODMYA: Yup. (he orders...
Level 0: "Eeeeeww!""Eeeeew! Stopitstopitstopit! Ugh, you know, I heard cracking your knuckles like that is eventually going to give you that disease... arthrighteous or boneitis or whatever. I read it in Cosmo or something. Ugh, just stop it,...