Pee Wee Football Superstar

Cody Paul is so fast, his mailbox is filled with letters of recruitment from middle schools all over America begging him to skip sixth grade.

Jessica Alba, I've now seen your boobies. When we meet, that's going to give me the psychological advantage.

What's wrong with this picture? It's not squeezable.

These two women make me wish I had two eyes... Wait a minute...!

If she gets 300 likes she'll do anything. ANYTHING. (Except me.)

Hello, boobies.

It's less cold when you zip the hoodie.

Like George Washington, her hips don't lie.

Boobies are like snowflakes, no two are alike. Also, it's great when they fall out of the sky.

Thru the Eyes of Boobie.

"Strippers that we took home."

"Here's lookin at boobs, kid!"

I'll have a you. Make it a triple, and garnish with a lime.

Now here's the sun, it's alright! Now here's the boobs, it's alright!

That settles it. Boobies are amazing.

Boobies Boobies Boobies Boobies Rockin' Everywhere.

"Part of a scavenger hunt was to get a sorority girl to flash us."

Why even wear a shirt at that point?

Ring around the Boobie

Half of what I say is meaningless But I say it just to reach boobs, Julia.