(Whoever runs this, your content editor sucks, the spacing is whack. This is supposed to be in haiku form with every three lines seperated.) Rolling down the streetTrying to jock on bitches Hoes betta respect I'm a straight gangstaThe five-O try...
Advantages:1) Can eat whatever I want2) Huge Poops (See first advantage)3) Authentic Santa for Christmas4) Sit on people that make me mad 5) Win “deepest bellybutton” contest 6) Use own breasts as masturbation material when lonely 7)...
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American Whites – Werther’s originals, pistachios, sunflower seeds, Life cereal, vitamins American Blacks – chicken necks, collie-greens, watermelon seeds, pork rinds, Hi-C mix Asians– Ramen noodles, Duck gizzards, Cat...
We didn't put this up to support Barack Obama, we just think Carl Weathers does a great Hillary...
"We rigged his bed to explode at the slightest touch."
Advantages:1) Can eat whatever I want2) Huge Poops (See first advantage)3) Authentic Santa for Christmas4) Sit on people that make me mad 5) Win “deepest bellybutton” contest 6) Use own breasts as masturbation material when lonely 7)...