Sports are much different in college than they were in high school. In high school sports were all about school spirit, competition, and winning. In college sports are about trying to impress other people and having something to talk about to strangers at parties. This is why you must be very careful about which sports you play on the weekends. Here is what you are saying when you pick your sport in college.

...Maybe this is a conversation they'd have while I was getting some in college.


TITS: Yeah! Squeeze me! That feels soooo good. Ooo, yeah lick it! Yeah! Suck it!

ASS: Hellooo. Over here! Can anybody hear me?!

TITS: Nobody cares about you sweetie, deal with it.

ASS: Hellooo! Come on, dude. Show me some love too!

TITS: He can't hear you, I've enveloped his whole head.

ASS: This is sooo unfair, why can't we ever hook up with ass men?

TITS: Yeah, right. Look at me. Like anybody is ever gonna pay attention to you while I'm around. Ooo yeah, right there. Bite it! Yeah!

ASS: One squeeze. That's all I'm asking for is a little squeeze, maybe even a slap. Come on dude, slap me! Stop touching those things and slap me!

TITS: Sorry, he needs both his hands right now for friction. Uh, yeah!

ASS: I'm sooo bored!

TITS: Relax, one day she'll be ready for kinky ass stuff. We've got a lot of time ahead of us. But, it's not gonna happen tonight. Remember what she said to the last guy who asked about you?

ASS: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ugh, she's over eighteen, it's time for some backdoor.

TITS: Sorry, can't talk anymore, real busy. Yeah!! Who's a lucky girl?! Me, me, me!

ASS: I hate you