Jeff: This chipmunk has taken the Internet by storm. He's still behind Hilary in the polls, but he's already passed Obama.

Amir: In the year 2050, when the World Wide Web has come and gone like the VCR and the electric car, there will just be three videos that will still remain, in some other form. They are: Dramatic Chipmunk, Dramatic Chipmunk in top hat and monacle, and an as-yet-to-be-shot dramatic chipmunk 300 trailer remix.

Jeff: When Chuck Norris watched the video and finally shed a cancer-curing tear. You still haven't answered my question about why you called it a chipmunk though.

Amir: YouTube is contemplating changing its name to Dramatic Chipmunk Tube. Their only concern, as we type this right now, is whether or not their servers handle the impending onslaught of traffic.

Jeff: If you stop dramatic chipmunk in the middle, you'll have five years of bad luck.

Amir: Yesterday, I asked 100 ten-year-olds who their favorite parent was. 70 said mommy, 28 said daddy, and two said dramatic chipmunk - which is up one from last years poll.

"Full Screen" is a new column featuring CollegeHumor video gate-keepers Jeff and Amir. They are the two dudes that decide which videos go up, and which ones get the axe. Join them as they discuss their favorite videos of the week and add behind-the-scenes insight to certain gems you may have missed.

Jeff: This was a difficult week for Internet video. All this stupid nice weather is trapping people outside. A mere 11 movies have cracked the 100-like barrier since we last spoke.

Amir: Weather is video cancer. The sweetest videos always come from dismal areas. When was the last time you saw a guy getting hit in the balls in Hawaii?

Jeff: Nice weather can ruin a great Internet day. There's no other way to explain the under performance of George W. Beer. I thought this clip was so funny. At the next debate, every cantidate should have to pour a beer into a pint glass. My understanding was that Bush at least used to know how to party, but apparently I've been misinformed.

Amir: I like that he makes a last ditch effort to slurp the foam. He looked like he was ready to just use the bottom of his jacket to wipe the table. "It's still good, dont freak out. Jesus. Shots?"

Jeff: If you get foam everywhere at my apartment you earn a dead arm, no matter what country you are in charge of.

Amir: Even Canada?

Jeff: Especially Canada.

Amir: As long as we are on the topic of shockingly under performing videos, when we put up Honey Wrestling I was expecting at least triple digits, and that one is stuck below 30. That's borderline inexcusable.

"Full Screen" is a new column featuring CollegeHumor video gate-keepers Jeff and Amir. They are the two dudes that decide which videos go up on CollegeHumor, and which ones get the axe. Join them as they discuss their favorite videos of the week and add behind-the-scenes insight to certain gems you may have missed.

Jeff: What a huge week for videos. Business is usually a little bit slower in the summer, but we saw nineteen videos cross the 100-like mark.

Amir: According to my book of fake facts that breaks the previous mark of 18 (Jan 4 - 11, 1983). But of the 52 videos, which one stood out as your favorite?

Jeff: I was a huge fan of This Is Epic. Gorgeous weather, good friends, and funnoodles. I just wanted jump into the monitor and have fun with them.

Amir: Oh, is that why your forehead was bleeding when I came over to your desk the other day ?

Jeff: That's from when I was banging my head against the desk, trying to make sense of UFO Porno.

Amir: I actually went to school about an hour from UC Davis, and from my few visits over there I realized these guys knew how to party. They have more annual events then any university I know, and one of their most internationally respected programs is in Viticulture -- wine making. That cant be a coincidence.

Jeff: When they say "this is epic," they are not kidding. By my count, 10,000 soldiers died on that field.

Time flies when you're having fun

Amir: Who knew colored foam could impale so many students? Today, our nation saw AWESOME!! My favorite this week was Back to the Metal. No contest. It combines my favorite three things in video: Back to the Future, that part in back to the future where Michael J. Fox plays guitar, and the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.

Jeff: Back to the Future remixes , like the classic Brokeback to the Future, are basically can't-miss. Worst-case scenario - you're watching a few minutes of Back to the Future footage.