Tyler Hayes

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September 8th, 2006
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About Me Well I like long walks on the roof, starry nights under the sun, and of course, thongs. I find that the best motivation for a person is to think through something, and then discard it for nought, move on to frisbee, then ponder for a while over a 7-course Irish Catholic steak dinner. (But NO, I am not Catholic).

I'm probably almost 7 feet tall, and enormously brilliant while intensely beatiful on the outside and strangely and awkardly beautiful on the inside.

In 5 years, I see myself as a Morman married to anywhere between 3 and 11 women. No men. Or animals. That's just weird.

... right.

If I ever fell out of the Sears Tower, I would make myself look like a dummy as I fell in the hopes that someone would try to catch me because, hey, free dummy.

When I graduate college, maybe I'll travel around the world for at least a year and stop any place I want. Interested in joining me? Fill out an application at www.thetylerhayes.com and I'll have my people get in touch with you.

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