Cort Likes

It's a bird! It's a plane! They're both right behind that flying guy!

Is there anything he CAN do?

42 countries in 14 months. This explains why Matt couldn't make the Pork & Beans shoot.

Metronomes adjust to eachother when placed on a plane on top of two soda cans. The reason is obvious: magic.

Is there anything he CAN do?

With a breath this fresh, how can the ladies say no... and get away with it?

This is basically the opposite of Kidz Bop.

The rope is fake, but the prank is real.

This Seth MacFarlane guy does some awesome Family Guy impressions.

I want to watch the entire Pokemon movie with this guy.