Let he who is without lunch cast the first stone.

Celebrate Halloween, Michael McDonald style.

I don't know if you can still call it "fast food" if it takes you six hours to write a song to place your order.

Luke is probably wishing he was at Toshi station picking up some power converters.

Can you hear me now? Good, because 70 strange people won't stop following me. I need help.

Whose to say which hole is "right" or "wrong," anyway? Oh. The girl. That makes sense. Featuring Scott Baio!

He's mad at Clemson, but he's mostly mad at himself for believing they could win.

Throughout history, Joe Wilson has been there to point out when pants are on fire.

You can't spell "America" without "beer." And we can't spell "America" at all.

The 'Assylum Street Spankers' suggest you show support for our troops by sticking magnetic stickers on that SUV.

The easiest way to Google since Yahoo!

Love is a battlefield.

No actions speak louder than no words.