Very Mary-Kate

The unofficial biography of everyone's favorite Olsen twin.

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Very Mary-Kate: Woody Allen 2 Very Mary-Kate: Woody Allen 2

Where there's a will, there's a way too talkative.

| 39 comments | November 11, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Driving Very Mary-Kate: Driving

Learning to drive is as easy as eating pie. It's very hard.

| 48 comments | November 09, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Presentation Very Mary-Kate: Presentation

The best presentation in the history of history class.

| 77 comments | November 04, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Excuses Very Mary-Kate: Excuses

My dog ate this video description.

| 60 comments | November 02, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Hoffmoween Very Mary-Kate: Hoffmoween

Phil Hoffman's scariest as himself.

| 79 comments | October 28, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Trick-or-Treat Very Mary-Kate: Trick-or-Treat

Tricking is less calorific than treating.

| 67 comments | October 26, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Woody Allen Very Mary-Kate: Woody Allen

Amir guest stars as Mary-Kate's Godfather.

| 91 comments | October 21, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Cheating Very Mary-Kate: Cheating

Cheating is so hard! I need to learn how to cheat at it.

| 60 comments | October 19, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Clone Very Mary-Kate: Clone

Comet is back! Thank you, science!

| 58 comments | October 14, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Back Very Mary-Kate: Back

CollegeHumor presents the second season of the life of everyone's favorite Olsen twin.

| 100 comments | October 12, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Gun Very Mary-Kate: Gun

Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?

| 19 comments | September 20, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Hoffman 2 Very Mary-Kate: Hoffman 2

Is this about those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don't care.

| 6 comments | September 13, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Zac Efron Very Mary-Kate: Zac Efron

A blind date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef-yes!

| 10 comments | September 06, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Nightmare Very Mary-Kate: Nightmare

Quiet, Evil Dragon, I'm trying to write a description!

| 9 comments | August 30, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Ashleyguard Very Mary-Kate: Ashleyguard

But Ashley doesn't have nipple hair!

| 4 comments | August 23, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Crush Very Mary-Kate: Crush

It's just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.

| 12 comments | August 16, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Paper Very Mary-Kate: Paper

I ended up getting an "F" for "F"-ort.

| 5 comments | August 09, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Extension Very Mary-Kate: Extension

Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.

| 4 comments | August 02, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Back to School Very Mary-Kate: Back to School

I'm going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.

| 3 comments | July 26, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Cat Very Mary-Kate: Cat

I want a pedigree cat instead of a baby because it's more expensive.

| 5 comments | July 19, 2010