Pick Up Lines

Are you alone? Are you lonely? Do you spend most Saturday nights staring into the vacant abyss of your shattered life? Well, sucks for you, because frankly we're killing it out here. Why don't you take some of the pickup lines on this page out for a spin? If those don't work we also have funny pick up lines for him AND her. Hedge your bets.

  • Seeing Your Teacher in Public [Full Episode]

    Seeing Your Teacher in Public [Full Episode]

  • When He Doesn't Get the Hint [Full Episode]

    When He Doesn't Get the Hint [Full Episode]

  • Devil's Triangle [Full Episode]

    Devil's Triangle [Full Episode]

  • Dating By Invitation Only

    Dating By Invitation Only

  • Jake and Amir Present "Lonely and Horny" - Heidi Scene

    Jake and Amir Present "Lonely and Horny" - Heidi Scene

  • Cheesy Pick Up Lines

    Cheesy Pick Up Lines

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