I went to the www.whitehouse.gov and went to Issues -> Fiscal Responsibility. When I tried to navigate to the page, I got a 404 page not found error.
A co-worker visited the pool we work at during "adult" swim drunk; he went to the bathroom to throw up from going off the diving board too many times. We decided to hose him down to teach him a lesson--you dont have to be passed out to be shamed. My favor
Jake and Amir: Rap Teacher 3 (with Hoodie Allen)
Aardvarks are the best. Alphabetically.
Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith's love life.
Every 7 Seconds: The Date
A new series about sex, and the men who think about it. Like, constantly.
Sex With the Hulk
For Bruce Banner, there's no such thing as safe sex.
Hugh Jackman's Teacher Interview
At Harlem Village Academies, Mr. Jackman auditions for his toughest role yet: not auditioning.
Jake and Amir: Club
Lines are signs of sublime times.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.