I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
A co-worker visited the pool we work at during "adult" swim drunk; he went to the bathroom to throw up from going off the diving board too many times. We decided to hose him down to teach him a lesson--you dont have to be passed out to be shamed. My favor
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