Does anyone else ever tell themselves that they are going to go to bed early, so they can wake up and do stuff in the morning and be an active member of society? In reality though, they end up surfing the web till 7 am and consequently fall asleep and wake up some time before dinner? This is the life of a lonely 70 year old ='(
Redoing the chicken can be tough. Don't miss the Season Premiere of Hell's Kitchen TUE 4/1, 9/8c. Only on FOX!
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
My Little Brony
Friendship is tragic.
The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey
A rags to fat cash story, courtesy of Victorian aristocracy and Will Smith.
Dr. Who RPG
Now available for the BBCSNES!
The Hunger Games Game
Based on the hit novels and movie, it's the new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
Skyrim Hoarders
The A&E reality series visits Tamriel and discovers the only thing more dangerous than dragons, is yourself.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.