My mom, despite being a smart older lady is severely cell phone challenged. She's had the same burner off-brand flip phone for six years and refuses to try to learn anything about it. Every, and I mean every single time I talk to her she tells me I'm so loud and asks me to turn down the volume. And every time I explain to her she has to turn it down on her *own* phone.... Read More »
The Abobos from the classic NES game Double Dragon, live a much simpiler life now; but they are still kicking ass with their patenent one leg kicks.
Every 7 Seconds: The Date
A new series about sex, and the men who think about it. Like, constantly.
Hugh Jackman's Teacher Interview
At Harlem Village Academies, Mr. Jackman auditions for his toughest role yet: not auditioning.
Sex With the Hulk
For Bruce Banner, there's no such thing as safe sex.
Dr. Who RPG
Now available for the BBCSNES!
Always Open with Dave Koechner (featuring Maya Rudolph)
Dave and Maya create the best song ever written in a booth about muffins.
Hardly Working: Leaked Nude Photos
When news of Olivia Munn's hacked phone hits the office, it's too appalling to ignore. Like, at all.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.