My mom, despite being a smart older lady is severely cell phone challenged. She's had the same burner off-brand flip phone for six years and refuses to try to learn anything about it. Every, and I mean every single time I talk to her she tells me I'm so loud and asks me to turn down the volume. And every time I explain to her she has to turn it down on her *own* phone.... Read More »
There's a special place in hell for those of us who think this is funny.
Jake and Amir: Survey
Don't question my answers.
Some Study That I Used To Know
Gotye sings about losing what's most important to us all: basic math and spelling skills.
Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith's love life.
Hardly Working: Breaking Bad
Josh enters the dark world of pretend meth dealing.
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
OK Go-Pid
Rock band OK Go announces the world's most fun and least successful dating site.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.