My mom, despite being a smart older lady is severely cell phone challenged. She's had the same burner off-brand flip phone for six years and refuses to try to learn anything about it. Every, and I mean every single time I talk to her she tells me I'm so loud and asks me to turn down the volume. And every time I explain to her she has to turn it down on her *own* phone.... Read More »
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The Adventures of Kim Jong Un
A leaked North Korean cartoon presenting the totally true triumphs of the totally not pudgy Great Leader.
Official Spoiler Rules
The stars of your favorite TV shows teach you how not to ruin them for your friends.
Axe Combine: Episode 1
A sporty girl introduces a skinny guy to the brave new world of physical competition.
Every 7 Seconds: The Date
A new series about sex, and the men who think about it. Like, constantly.
Jake and Amir: Survey
Don't question my answers.
Staying In Anthem
LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem" gets a musical makeover for those of us who neither party, nor rock.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.