I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Craig's a bit oblivious and Hamid's a bit terrorist, when the two become roommates they learn a little about each other, and a lot about life....and death.
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This crowd is getting a little crowded.
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Spare me your change.
Can I Give You A Ticket? (With Anna Torv)
She's not asking for much.
Best of Dorkly: Smash Bros. Fatalities
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
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Ruining relationships for science.
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I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
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The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
