The other day, I was showing my mother some pictures on my laptop. Now, I like to use a wireless mouse with my notebook because the touchpad drives me nuts sometimes. As I shifted through the photos with the mouse on my knee, my mother apparently couldn't put two and two together and she asked how I was working the laptop without touching it. I told her it was mind-control.
Slow motion is out. Super slow motion is in.
Like this Video
Brunchables
The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.
Jake and Amir: Soup Kitchen
Help the greedy feed the needy.
Dating, It's Complicated: The Drawer Incident
When it rains, it pours. Condoms.
Jake and Amir: Driving Home
You can always go home again.
Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand
I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.
Your Six Christmas Movies
Fast forward to the presents



Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.