I go to a pretty violent school, and one day a couple of kids had to be arrested and dragged off by the cops. The principal dragged us all into an assembaly and told us that "No kids were tasered during the arrest" and "No one has ever been tasered at our school" A kid at the back stood up and shouted "CHALLENGE ACCPTED!!!"
"If a student's cell phone ringer goes off in class, this student must sing a song in front of everyone. Two students analyzed this rule and discovered a loophole."
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