I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
They were humping right under the walk way. We couldn't find were the noise was coming from. Then we heard some kid a couple feet down say, "look daddy, they are moving!!"
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