I go to a pretty violent school, and one day a couple of kids had to be arrested and dragged off by the cops. The principal dragged us all into an assembaly and told us that "No kids were tasered during the arrest" and "No one has ever been tasered at our school" A kid at the back stood up and shouted "CHALLENGE ACCPTED!!!"
We filled up the back of my truck with water and released it. It cost me one $300 camera.
The Hunger Games Game
Based on the hit novels and movie, it's the new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
Very Mary-Kate: Pillow Talk
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
Every 7 Seconds: The Date
A new series about sex, and the men who think about it. Like, constantly.
Google Chrome Snooki's Baby Commercial
Gym, tan, ruin the lives of your children.
Jake and Amir: Chugging
Don't fear the beer.
Some Study That I Used To Know
Gotye sings about losing what's most important to us all: basic math and spelling skills.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.