A cop came to our meeting last Sunday to speak to us about some stuff. He brough a taser along with him. Myself and Jeff volunteered to get shot with it. Police tasers can shoot up to 21 feet and instantly send 50,000 volts of electricity into your bod
Staying In Anthem
LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem" gets a musical makeover for those of us who neither party, nor rock.
Jake and Amir: Rap Teacher 3 (with Hoodie Allen)
Aardvarks are the best. Alphabetically.
Jake and Amir: Thoughts
Don't flush your dreams away.
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
Sex With the Hulk
For Bruce Banner, there's no such thing as safe sex.
Jake and Amir: Club
Lines are signs of sublime times.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.