I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Longwood U: After Paul "The People's Champ" Eldert spent the entire evening drinking as many shots as years of his birthday he did this amazing dance about his feelings for our hall RA in his boxers! It was entertaining and very comical. On a side note, P
North Korean Photoshop Tutorial
There's no crime against humanity a spot brush can't fix.
Jake and Amir: Parkour
Can you freestyle walk the walk?
Roommate Confessions: The Hypocrite
Revenge is a dish best reheated in the microwave.
FIAT Roadtrip
Jake and Amir get gassy.
Brunchables
The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.
Your Six Drunk Personalities
Beer changes everything.



Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.