The other day, I was showing my mother some pictures on my laptop. Now, I like to use a wireless mouse with my notebook because the touchpad drives me nuts sometimes. As I shifted through the photos with the mouse on my knee, my mother apparently couldn't put two and two together and she asked how I was working the laptop without touching it. I told her it was mind-control.
bought a gas mask real cheap then went to the hardware store for a tube, tapped the tube to the mask and attached it to the bong. next was seeing how high i could get.
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