The other day, I was showing my mother some pictures on my laptop. Now, I like to use a wireless mouse with my notebook because the touchpad drives me nuts sometimes. As I shifted through the photos with the mouse on my knee, my mother apparently couldn't put two and two together and she asked how I was working the laptop without touching it. I told her it was mind-control.
New Years Eve 2006. We were all drinking like it was our job and just happened to finish watching Jack Ass 2. Needless to say we just had to put one of our friends in harms way of the cork. Great aim if you ask me.
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