"We drove 40 hours in an RV from U of Michigan for the Rose Bowl. In the tailgate lot my blacked-out buddy, bored with traditional can-crushing techniques, tapes an empty beer can to his forehead, does a handstand, and lets gravity do the hard work."
Jake and Amir: Facebook Redesign
Spare me your change.
Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand
I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.
Breaking Bad RPG
The only game that's also a controlled substance.
FIAT Roadtrip
Jake and Amir get gassy.
Jake and Amir: Thanksgiving Feast
Turkey dinner tonight?
Why Sex Is Magic
Abraca-orgasm.



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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.