A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
9-1-2007 The underdogs Appalachian State (1-AA) beats 5 Michigan (1-A) on their own field. This is the first time in College Football history that a 1-AA school beat a 1-A school. SO drink it up, It's history in the Making!
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