I go to a pretty violent school, and one day a couple of kids had to be arrested and dragged off by the cops. The principal dragged us all into an assembaly and told us that "No kids were tasered during the arrest" and "No one has ever been tasered at our school" A kid at the back stood up and shouted "CHALLENGE ACCPTED!!!"
If this is yoga to this guy, imagine what he's like when he's excited.
Very Mary-Kate: Pillow Talk
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
Jake and Amir: Thoughts
Don't flush your dreams away.
Axe Combine: Episode 1
A sporty girl introduces a skinny guy to the brave new world of physical competition.
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
Hugh Jackman's Teacher Interview
At Harlem Village Academies, Mr. Jackman auditions for his toughest role yet: not auditioning.
OK Go-Pid
Rock band OK Go announces the world's most fun and least successful dating site.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.