a couple of friends an i are big into airsoft. i've got a really nice MP5 that looks like the real deal. i took that stupid orange tip off and painted it up to make it look even more realistic. well i had the gun sitting on my bed in my dorm one night and the maintenance man came in to check the smoke alarms. seeing my gun on the bed, he called the cops. the next morning i... Read More »
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