If you build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for a lifetime :)
Have you guys heard about this Halo 3 thing that comes out tomorrow?
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Every 7 Seconds: The Date
A new series about sex, and the men who think about it. Like, constantly.
The Adventures of Kim Jong Un
A leaked North Korean cartoon presenting the totally true triumphs of the totally not pudgy Great Leader.
Official Spoiler Rules
The stars of your favorite TV shows teach you how not to ruin them for your friends.
Jake and Amir: Kobayashi
The boy who cried weiner.
Very Mary-Kate: Pillow Talk
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
Jake and Amir: Thoughts
Don't flush your dreams away.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
