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Pizza fought the Law

So I work as a manager at a popular Pizza joint in Ontario, and one day I had to cover the cashier while they were on break. It was a slow day, when all of a sudden a foreign lady comes up with a coupon for a free slice. However, she had to acquire the slice at a different location, since our particular store did not accept coupons. She did not understand and walked away. A... Read More » man then came up, who happened to be her husband and began giving me hell for not accepting the coupon, even though it clearly states on the coupon it could not be used at this location. After pointlessly complaining, he goes into his wallet and flashes me his police badge, while saying "Well I work for the city". To then I responded "We have the same rules here as we do in society, are you really trying to break the law for a $3 Pizza slice?" He remained silent, left, and his wife returned to buy the pizza.

cast
Nina Alana Jackler
Jack Christopher Illing
Adam Erik Wolfe
Guards Jordan Hall
George Joseph Callari
President Russell Jordan
Guards Sam Reich
crew
Director Sam Reich
Writer Dan Gurewitch
Producer Vincent Peone
Sam Reich
Jordan Hall
Jen Dunlap
Cinematography Vincent Peone
Editor David Fishel
Sound Mixer Kurt Seery
Gaffer John Moustakas