I go to a pretty violent school, and one day a couple of kids had to be arrested and dragged off by the cops. The principal dragged us all into an assembaly and told us that "No kids were tasered during the arrest" and "No one has ever been tasered at our school" A kid at the back stood up and shouted "CHALLENGE ACCPTED!!!"
NBA All-Star Chris Bosh wants YOU to vote for him. Did you know women weren't allowed to vote until 1997?
Axe Combine: Episode 1
A sporty girl introduces a skinny guy to the brave new world of physical competition.
Hardly Working: Leaked Nude Photos
When news of Olivia Munn's hacked phone hits the office, it's too appalling to ignore. Like, at all.
Staying In Anthem
LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem" gets a musical makeover for those of us who neither party, nor rock.
Every 7 Seconds: The Date
A new series about sex, and the men who think about it. Like, constantly.
Jake and Amir: Thoughts
Don't flush your dreams away.
Dr. Who RPG
Now available for the BBCSNES!



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.