I go to a pretty violent school, and one day a couple of kids had to be arrested and dragged off by the cops. The principal dragged us all into an assembaly and told us that "No kids were tasered during the arrest" and "No one has ever been tasered at our school" A kid at the back stood up and shouted "CHALLENGE ACCPTED!!!"
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My cousin's friend's girlfriend told me about this video where every urban legend is true...
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The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey
A rags to fat cash story, courtesy of Victorian aristocracy and Will Smith.
| cast | |
| Spider Boy | Alex Codella |
| Pregnant Teen | Aubrey Plaza |
| Kidney Girl | Becca Greene |
| Dr. Tyler | Chris Maddox |
| Nurse | Chris Maddox |
| Penny Forehead Man | Chris Schneider |
| Dr. Brooks | Christopher Illing |
| Elton John | Daniel Angus Cox |
| Orgasming Boyfriend | David Futernick |
| Hairy Palms Boy | Jacob Rosenbaum |
| Funny Face Girl | Kelly Abbondanzo |
| Crushed Skull Woman | Mia Anderson |
| Swim Trunks Boy | Scott Abbondanzo |
| Dr. Grant | Timothy Dunn |
| Mom | Tricia Abbondanzo |
| crew | |
| Director | Sam Reich |
| Writer | Dan Gurewitch |
| Producer | Vincent Peone |
| Sam Reich | |
| Jordan Hall | |
| Jen Dunlap | |
| Cinematography | Vincent Peone |
| Editor | David Fishel |
| Sound Mixer | Kurt Seery |
| Special Effects | Ghostlight Digital |
| Gaffer | John Moustakas |





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